Announcers

September 8, 2009

Announcing is a hell of a lot harder than it looks/sounds. The Vin Scullys and Chick Hearns of the world make it seem so effortless, like anyone could do it. Trust me, that’s not the case.

I know this to be true for a couple reasons. Firstly because I’ve been exposed to just about every baseball announcer in the U.S. for a decade and a half for every game of the season. I also know how difficult it is from my attempts at broadcasting/interviewing on my podcast series.

That being said, there’s good ones and there are bad ones. To be 100% honest, I think most fall into the second category. Maybe I’m spoiled because I grew up with Hearns and Scully. Maybe I’m just really hard on them because I’ve listened to so many. I don’t know. All I know is that most bug me.

The current trend of “teaching” while calling the game particularly bothers me. Think McCarver or Hershiser, or many others. They have a bad tendency to top off every situation with a mechanical breakdown and a tutorial which highlights their vast and superior knowledge of the game.

Instead of just calling the game. God forbid a little dead air or some simple sounds of the ballpark.

So who do I like? I like Scully, I like Kuiper & Krukow up in San Fran, I like Ryan Lefebvre in K.C. I like Bob Costas too. There are a few more, but these are the ones that immediately come to mind.

San Fran's Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper.

San Fran's Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper.

Kansas City's Ryan Lefebvre.

Kansas City's Ryan Lefebvre.

What got me on the subject in the first place was this interesting article in the #Wall St. Journal earlier this month. Basically someone tediously figured out how many words per minute every play-by-play announcer spoke. Figures were calculated by counting the number of words spoken in one non-scoring inning in one day. Here’s the results…

TEAM WORDS PER MINUTE TEAM WORDS PER MINUTE
Vin Scully Dodgers* 143.51 Rich Waltz Marlins 78.08
Dan McLaughlin Cardinals 109.93 Mario Impemba Tigers 75.39
Bob Carpenter Nationals 102.33 Michael Kay Yankees 73.4
George Grande Reds 102.06 Gary Cohen Mets 73.04
Daron Sutton Dbacks 100.36 Matt Underwood Indians 72.02
Ryan Lefebvre Royals 96.71 Len Kasper Cubs 71.5
Brian Anderson Brewers 96.06 Ken Harrelson White Sox 70.98
Dick Bremer Twins 94.81 Josh Lewin Rangers 70.57
Bill Brown Astros 89.11 Dewayne Staats Rays 69.69
Dave Niehaus Mariners 84.14 Steve Physioc Angels 68.26
Tom McCarthy Phillies 82.97 Gary Thorne Orioles 66.97
Don Orsillo Red Sox 81.73 Glen Kuiper Athletics 65.00
Tim Neverett Pirates 81.55 Jamie Campbell Blue Jays 62.66
Chip Caray Braves 78.70 Mark Neely Padres 61.64
Drew Goodman Rockies 78.51 Duane Kuiper Giants 55.44

*Mr. Scully is the only announcer in the Dodgers’ broadcast booth

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